Attention.

Poor Samus. There's a reason she wears a suit all the time.
Ever since she's gone zero-suit, she's been paired up with everyone/anything that's ever existed.

LINK: "Hey, Samus! Uh... I dont know if you're busy or anything, but maybe we could go out sometime? You dont have to if you dont want to..." *cough*
SNAKE: "What's cookin', good lookin'? It better be my dinner! Get back in the kitchen, woman! HURHURHURHUR"
PIT: "She's more beautiful than a painting of world peace!" *corny*
MARTH: *thinking* (Dear lord... her ass is perfect! Its better than mine!)
CAPTAIN FALCON: "I WILL DEFEND YOUR HONOR IN THE MOST SEXUAL WAY POSSIBLE! CHYEAH!"
SAMUS: "...sigh"